By now you’ve probably heard about The Pentagon’s plans to develop a “gay bomb” that would chemically cause enemy soldiers to become raging homosexuals, no longer interested in fighting because they would be so irresistably attracted to one another. Essentially, all of Baghdad could be reduced to a sweaty mass of dancing shirtless men reminiscent of Thirsty Thursdays at Bad-Dad, a harcore S&M club in San Francisco. Through our shadowy network of gay weaponry operatives, BWE.tv has managed to obtain the original Top Secret plans detailing how such a Weapon of Mass Gay Seduction could be constructed.
